thirty days of Online Dating: Tone-Deaf on eHarmony
Me personally: (In a whining sigh.) Hi.
Boy BFF: Hey, what’s up. Everything alright?
Me personally: (Still whining. Nevertheless sighing.) I do not wish to accomplish this any longer.
BBFF: exactly what are we speaing frankly about here.
Me Personally: ONLINE DATING SITES.
BBFF: Ahh, right. Yes. Hasn’t it only been, like, 3 days?
Me Personally: Five. This has been five. And today’s eHarmony Day. And it is simply therefore and smug and judgy. Tomorrow like, I feel like it’s just sitting there all ready to f*cking marry me off, like. LET’S SAY I’M never EAGER, EHARMONY. IMAGINE IF I’M never EAGER.
BBFF: Ho-kay. (더 보기…)